Getting Pregnant after WLS

So let me just put this out there before going on…. Getting preggers after this surgery (especially in the first 2 years is unbelievably EASY!) Heck – I have 1 daughter, and 1 miscarriage. (the miscarriage wasn’t planned)….  There’s something about having less weight to move as your getting your grind on… there’s more breathing room, a little less sweat, body parts – knees, elbows, tailbones, backbones, stomach muscles seem to hurt less… and somehow the ovaries… they just seem to be a little more fertile than usual. Remember if you’re doing the baby dance – you gotta get ALLLLLL your vitamins +! and as a WLS Girl – you gotta take vitamins through out the day because I assure you – you won’t absorb them all (see some my post about my anemia and non-iron absorbtion – don’t end up like me with IV treatments every week – and i’m not even preggers right now!!!!) So. Here’s my list of things to do to get that baby dancing more flowing.

1. Know your menstral cycle.
2. Party hard, get drunk (remember 1/2 margarita is all it takes)
3. Buy yourself some sensual lingerie, this is your bedroom time – be beautiful!
   (Yes, i know you’re already beautiful, but unless you’ve had your excess skin taken off, cover it up with some lace and you’ll enjoy it for the evening)
4. Don’t be doing any drugs that could harm you or the baby. (there’s my anti-drug promo there)
5. Get Naughty. They say – the more fun you’re having – the more likely the activities to knock you up.
6. GET it ON! You go girl. Sex after WLS is way more fun. Go GO and Get some more… you know he wants too!

1 comment May 24, 2008